Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan)




A rather nsfw moment of The News that didn’t make the final cut, and it’s pretty clear why

Series 10 episode 1

sorry for the bad quality, I think its quite rare now, and this is the only version I’ve seen

Makes me wonder what else gets said that can’t pass the editing!

Quite a lot, I suppose, according to what members of the audience say when they share their experience on the internet

Someone in livejournal (I think?) once went to a recording and talked about a part of The News that got cut out

Anyway, Jeremy started talking about how 1 in 5 accidents on the roads are bikers, and said at one point to James “Can i have your liver?” as he told him his next bike ride could kill him to then say “Actually, no, i don’t want your liver inside me.” which Richard was quick to follow up with “Well that’s not what you said when you were pissed last week, and it wasn’t his liver you wanted inside you.” which sent us all into massive laughter. 

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